Geordie In Wonderland is a song by U.K punk/ rock band The Wildhearts, it is from their 1995 'Fishing for Luckies' album. The bands frontman and songwriter Ginger offered the song to football manager Kevin Keegan and his team Newcastle United as their Christmas anthem, but the offer was graciously refused. The song was later played by the band on Top Of The Pops with Jeff Hateley (ex-Wolfsbane) playing mandolin in an N.U.F.C strip.